So, Wow.
Hey, Tumblr groupies… (God, I wish I had groupies…) Ooh.
I’ve been out cavorting with sheep and eating small, dwarf children for the past…ahh, two, three weeks? Anyway, small children tend to give you dreadful gas, so I’d thought I’d check back on you, make sure someone fed you crap tailored for the masses.
Also, I would like to add that it makes me feel considerably better to find out that that girl I was always jealous of, for being prettier than me and shit, has a rather unattractive boyfriend. Maybe that makes me a bitch. Probably.
I’ve been writing, babysitting, washing clothes, damaging myself, reading novels, business of OPERATION HOMO(MO), swine flu, assignments. I would also like to add, with great joy, that soon I will own my OWN FREAKING CAR. It’s rather delightful for me. It’s automatic. :) And will soon be named THE BAT-MOBILE!…If I have my way.
I’m starting to consider if I didn’t piss off for weeks at a time, I wouldn’t have to fill you in a “Hey, bitches…” kind of manner. I love Tumblr, but…well, let’s face it, I’m lazy.
OMFG, Narnia is finally coming to Cleveland on the 30th of August, Monday. My friends are going down to scope that out, hopefully with my video-camera. Gosh, I’m so excited. Boats, swords, that sexy, sandy-haired guy? OHHHH> :)
SPEAKING TO YOU FROM THE FUTURE, Narkness.
Also, next time I damange myself, remind me to hurt my writing hand.
